human suitcase

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.

John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"

by unoriginalsin March 7, 2011

human suitcase

when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.

tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.

by iamkayelem March 1, 2011

human suitcase

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.

instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.

by ckguy518 March 1, 2011

human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

by SNLFAN March 3, 2011

Human Suitcase

A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.

Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.

by SuPeRDeFoRMeD March 1, 2011

Human Suitcases

Midgets on Roller Scates being pulled through an airport

These Human Suitcases are the best!

by stefon'sbff March 3, 2011

human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

by SNLFAN March 3, 2011