Hoosier Unit

Indiana is the 10th fattest city in the united states as of 2015.

The average weight of of an obese person is approximately 300 pounds, which is the equivalent of 1 hoosier unit.

Medical professionals in Indianapolis and surrounding counties ofter refer to this measurement when speaking about patients who are obese. It is typical terminology amongst police, fire, and EMS. Also used quite frequently in the hospital settings.

Paramedic: Hey doc, We are transporting a patient to your facility with a head injury from a fall. She weighs approximately 2 hoosier units. Can your CT machine accommodate her?
ER Doc: Of course, we are hoosier friendly!

Police Officer: Dispatch, can we get an ambulance out here? Make sure its a crew that can handle a hoosier unit.
Dispatch: Standby officer, we'll have to send two crews for a hoosier unit.

by Indy0415 July 12, 2017

Hosiery

The act of being a hoe, as in sluttin around

Gurrrrl, we bout to be doing all kinds of hosiery things in the club this weekend.

by BaconzBitz August 27, 2020

Beaver Horseradish

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.

Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.

by StraightRazorBarber July 24, 2016

Clementine Horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is commonly used as a way of expressing your resistance to giving away information. Many also use it to express confusion.

Friend: Do you know what the answer for #6 was on the homework?
You: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Please?
You: clementine horseradish.
Friend: Okay :(

by ellakeer April 12, 2020

Hoosier Lit

Literature written by Indiana authors.

James Whitcomb Riley, Booth Tarkington, and R. Dean Taylor are in the pantheon of Hoosier Lit.

by banana oil October 9, 2010

Heemy Hoisier

To be below quality, stupid, and/or delinquent. Most often describing ones mistake, or to mischievous activities. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

He heemy hoisierly put pornography as a background on the phone display.
His friends mocked at him for being a heemy hoisier as he got an easy answer wrong on the test.

by Green Mio Energy October 25, 2017

clementine horseradish

The phrase "clementine horseradish" is most commonly used to express feelings of resistance. It may also be used to express confusion under the correct circumstances.

Friend: What's the answer for number 6?
Me: clementine horseradish
Friend: Please?
Me: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Okay :(

by ellakeer April 12, 2020