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A Hoetard is when a person is just a complete horndogg but is to oblivous to realize it, or some one that sleeps around and then is confronted and is like really i didnt realize it. Basically a hoe that is a tard at the same time
Kelly: Does she not realize what she is doing? She sleeps with every one !!!
Jacky: I know girl its horrible she just sleeps around and acts like there is nothing wrong with it.
MOMENT LATER......
Tink: Hey Kelly you dont think im a hoe do you? (HoeTard)
Jacky whispers : What a complete HoeTard !!!
HoeTard by CornHole44 November 4, 2009

Horsetrump 

A load of horseshit that is so blatant, so vile, so beyond human decency that calling it horseshit is a insult to both horses and shit.
45's promises to "drain the swamp" are an acrid load of horsetrump.
Horsetrump by Grumpy173 January 20, 2018

Horsetrovert 

An individual who prefers to be surrounded by horses all the time and people not so much

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Friend: Where is your sister?
You: She is a horsetrovert, her only friends are horses and we never see her.
Horsetrovert by Melina-5 August 17, 2020

horseraddish 

thats horseraddish
horseraddish by marko October 4, 2003

horseradish hose 

Common slang for Penis, dick, cock. Horseradish representing semen.
Max Unleashed his horseradish hose on Jordan
horseradish hose by TheBox May 12, 2007

Horseradish Cock 

When the tip of the penis is swelled and has several large creamy whiteheads or black heads surronding the pee hole.
Son "Mom I Think i have to go to the doctor"
Mother "Why is that Baby Arthur"
Son "I found some greasy blackheads and creamy whiteheads on my penis and i think it may be horseradish cock."
Mother " Oh My"