A Hoetard is when a person is just a complete horndogg but is to oblivous to realize it, or some one that sleeps around and then is confronted and is like really i didnt realize it. Basically a hoe that is a tard at the same time
Kelly: Does she not realize what she is doing? She sleeps with every one !!!
Jacky: I know girl its horrible she just sleeps around and acts like there is nothing wrong with it.
MOMENT LATER......
Tink: Hey Kelly you dont think im a hoe do you? (HoeTard)
Jacky whispers : What a complete HoeTard !!!
When the tip of the penis is swelled and has several largecreamy whiteheads or black heads surronding the pee hole.
Son "Mom I Think i have to go to the doctor"
Mother "Why is that Baby Arthur"
Son "I found some greasy blackheads and creamy whiteheads on my penis and i think it may be horseradish cock."
Mother " Oh My"