You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!

Horsedickulous by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

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homefuck

A homefuck is the product of an incestuous relationship, normally that practiced by 'redneck' siblings the world over. Often used to berate and abuse someone who shows a distinct lack of intelligence or common sense.

'You, are a homefuck. Now stfu bitch.'

homefuck by Kalhoon August 4, 2003

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Hornyfuck

A person that is always horny.

I'm such a hornyfuck, I've jacked off eight times today!

Hornyfuck by Trumpardo May 1, 2019

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horsecock

1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.

"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."

horsecock by Anonymous December 5, 2002

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