Horsefuck
"I horsefucked that teeshot straight down the middle"
Horsefuck by Gurusteveage July 10, 2009
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horsefuck
The act of intruding into the personal affairs and expectations of another individual to a very high degree; resulting in some really fucked up shit. Commonly used by governments, lawyers, angry spouses, and insurance companies.
I'm getting horsefucked by that bloody bitch claims adjuster,because she won't include pain and suffering in my insurance claim. Cleetus and Billy Bob got theirs straightened out, I wonder how the other 47 passengers of the bus are doin' with their phony whiplash claims...hmmmm.
horsefuck by Phil McCaverty December 12, 2003
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homiefuck
When your homie is having a bad day so you let him fuck you and cum inside you. It's not gay, it's just bros helping each other out.
homiefuck by iammemyselfandi October 15, 2020
horseback water
The healthiest, wisest and most kind choice of a drink. Are you sick? Are you lonely? Are you thirsty? Horseback water will not only quench your thirst but quench your societally needs. HBW will whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Horseback water is the healthiest form of liquid you can digest. The sole proprietor and the current birthright holder of HBW is Frankie Lagana.
horseback water by Sean Rampolla November 14, 2020
horsedick.mpeg
The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".
Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.
Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.
We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.
horsedick.mpeg by OMGitsShelby!!! March 15, 2009
Horsedick Hound
I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.
Horsedick Hound by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
Horsecock Effect
The loudest possible rumble created when urinating in the center of the toilet, often to impress the female gender.
I totally used the Horsecock Effect last night to bag a blonde when we went to her place last night.
Horsecock Effect by Sick F Nasty January 2, 2011
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