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Hornyfuck 

sexually aroused by someone or something for the sole purpose of achieving a climax.
I was such a hornyfuck, i fucked the first person i found the least bit attractive.
Hornyfuck by chefjoeblow December 27, 2009

Honeyfucker 

One who desires sexual intercourse and/or emotional intimacy with either a single or swarm of bees. Attraction may be to anthropomorphic bees (e.g. Monster Girls), furry bees, or literal bees.
You know Jeff has been jerking off to girls dressed up as bees? The guy's a real honeyfucker!
Honeyfucker by Honeyfucker October 18, 2018

holyfuckinguacamoley 

a term used to describe something so unbelievable that words like "WOW", "OH MY GOSH", "HOLY FUCK", "UNBELIEVABLE", etc., cannot describe its incredibility
(via @jaredleto on Twitter) Holyfuckinguacamoley! THE ECHELON has done it again. 3 EMA NOMINATIONS! CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!! Time to go to war!!!!!

Horbifuckus 

Something that is so fucking horrible, words cannot describe it.
All Hollywood remakes are just plain horbifuckus
Horbifuckus by Walter O'Dim June 22, 2009

Holyfuckamoly 

A derivative term and "knock-off" of the old-fashioned saying of "Holy-Moly!"
Commonly and properly used in a "WTF" moment or moment of surprise and utter shock.
Holyfuckamoly Chad!!! You just made me cum three times in less than thirty minutes!
Holyfuckamoly by th3chad April 4, 2011

horsefuckery 

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.
What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?
horsefuckery by The Grunt January 8, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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