Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 17, 2011

Hospital Beds

Great song by Cold War Kids. Part of several of their EPs.

'Nothin to do here, just whine and complain, in bed at the hospital..'
-Hospital Beds

by Commander Pancakes September 3, 2006

southern hospitality

Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic.

Those strangers that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern hospitality.

by DWW August 7, 2003

hospitality

treating guest or strangers in a friendly/generous way.

His hospitality has encouraged other people to help out other people.

by Grace24 June 29, 2007

General hospital

a soap opera set in Port Char;es New York.

Did you watch General Hosptial yesterday?

by ello mello April 24, 2005

Pulsating hospitality

Pulsating hospitality is the reciprocation offered to a cougar in exchange for dinner, drinks, conversation and spending part of her alimony on the cougar hunter.

Jib Slice threw down his pulsating hospitality and thecougar still short-changed him!

by Jib Slice May 19, 2010

Hospital Ball

In contact sports for example Rugby League, the Act of passing the football when you are too scared to take the hit up on your own, Instead passing the football late to a team mate putting them in a position where they will get hit hard by the opposition, potentially putting them into hospital .

Ryan has just thrown a real late ball, He should have taken the hit himself, What a hospital ball. Classic Ryan.

by #g&jl October 8, 2019