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Calvin and Hobbes

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The best Damn comic ever made to fulfill the hearts of other with the two best minds ever... Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: “When a kid grows up, he has to be something. He can’t just stay
the way he is. But a tiger grows up and stays a tiger why is that?”

Hobbes: “No room for improvement."

Calvin: “Of all the luck, my parents had to be humans.”

Hobbes: “Don’t take it too hard. Humans provide some very important protein.” -Calvin and Hobbes
by ICanBuildASpaceship November 4, 2015
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hobberjogger

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a person who is very dumb for making a minor incorrect move
Me: WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE FORK ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE TABLE YOU HOBBERJOGGER
by yesjustlikethefruit December 14, 2018
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An Hobbes

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Nerdcore hip hop artist in Denver who raps about philosophy, being a space cadet, anime, cartoons, video games and comic books. He makes references to his day to day nerd life and managed to rhyme omicron persei 8, which is no small feat. He is currently working on his 1st full length solo album "Diaries of a Space Cadet" that will be released in 2012.

From Wikipedia "An Hobbes (Tyler Justin Kreigler, born May 21, 1983) is an American hip hop musician.
A philosophy graduate of the University of Nebraska–Lincoln, Hobbes writes about ethics, comics, and nerdiness in the Midwestern United States. He has performed shows both inside and outside of the United States as a solo artist and as one third of The Awkwords. As a member of The Awkwords he performed extensively in Nebraska, including their "Breakfast with The Awkwords" series. He has toured with Vast Aire in 2008, serving as an opening act and driver. He has also opened for MC Frontalot, Louis Logic, Del the Funky Homosapien, Eyedea and Abilities, Awol One, 2Mex, Keith Murray, Akil from Jurassic 5, and R.A. the Rugged Man."
guy one "Were you at the An Hobbes show last night?"

guy two "Yeah, it was awesome! Loved his Gundam references and I can't believe he rhymed omicron persei 8"
by Lrrr4life June 1, 2012
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Hobberknocker

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When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.
That woman right there is a hobberknocker
by Hobberknocker December 31, 2009
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Calvin and Hobbes

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Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.
Never argue with a six year old who shaves.
by purple jesus June 28, 2005
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Smooch Hobber

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A person that applys ferocious enthusiam while giving oral sex.
Joel : Phew!! Ol Aunt Tammy gave me a smooch hobber in the car.....now she has tonsilitis.

Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.
by Yoshinene June 25, 2009
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Hubbersz

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Maurice

The greatest boyfriend ever! He's cute, funny, and smart. He always knows how to make his girlfriend feel better when she's sad, mad, or pouting. And he always knows how to fix any problems using his logic, common sense, and *charm*. I'm lucky to have him as a boyfriend because boys like him are hard to find. I wouldn't trade him for anyone else in the world. I love him sooooo much. *S.A.T.(R.)* 05.03.08
1. I love my hubbersz!
by pisces3181993 June 1, 2009
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