Women

Girl= money+time.
Time is consuming .
Money is the source of all evil.
Thus mean that...
EVIL+TIME CONSUMPTION= A Woman
GUY 1 : I HATE EM'!
GUY 2 : YEP-_-! I have no money cause of Women
GUY 3 : SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN LAID IN A WHILE.
by ICanBuildASpaceship November 04, 2015
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Calvin and Hobbes

The best Damn comic ever made to fulfill the hearts of other with the two best minds ever... Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: “When a kid grows up, he has to be something. He can’t just stay
the way he is. But a tiger grows up and stays a tiger why is that?”

Hobbes: “No room for improvement."

Calvin: “Of all the luck, my parents had to be humans.”

Hobbes: “Don’t take it too hard. Humans provide some very important protein.” -Calvin and Hobbes
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