Hutchence wank

Autoerotic asphyxiation, as in death in the style of Michael Hutchence, singer from INXS.

At first David Carradine's death looked like suicide, but it turns out he might have died from the old Hutchence wank.

by Giacomo Mentum June 5, 2009

Hitchwench

A country girl who pleasures or impales herself on the hitch of her 4x4 pickup truck until she experiences a squirting orgasm.

Son: Hey Dad, I can't get the lawn trailer hooked up to the hitch of the truck, it's all rusted.

Dad: Go get your sister, she's the best Hitchwench around, she'll lube it up for you and then it will slide right in.

by Captain Michael December 1, 2017

hitchnbrew

a cold shiver or chill when you shake from getting gooseboops

It's so cold in here, I just hada hitchnbrew

by Bigsteve40 January 19, 2018

Hutchencide

Also known as Auto-masturbassassination, Hutchencide occurs when someone in the public light ends their own life by choking themselves while masturbating. The distinction is that they leaves clues indicating only that it was suicide (e.g., a note "God, this life sucks the fat one sicwithout a grocery store nearby. Eggs and lunchmeat.")

The Senator didn't hang himself, though that is what it looked like to investigators. It was Hutchencide.

by mobeter3 June 9, 2009

hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

by E-go-go December 14, 2008

hitcher

a person who hitchhikes (travels by securing free rides from passing by vehicles)..

Hey, i see a hitcher there, let's pull over..

by zedkiel February 22, 2008

The hitcher

the act of sticking your thumb up someones ass

nooter was bent over a table so i gave him the hitcher

by Bivnut August 25, 2007