hipsternation

Noun: a state of confusion and dismay that occurs when a hipster realizes what they are.

A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.

Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)

by SaltySand October 26, 2010

hipstertarian

A young, trendy libertarian in his/her late teens, 20s, or early 30s who jumped on the bandwagon during the height of Ron Paul, Rand Paul, and Bob Barr's popularity. This person is usually of an upper-class or upper-middle class background and is more or less a conservative Republican at heart, but doesn't want to identify as such, for fear of being ostracized and kicked out of parties with free drugs and access to beautiful people of the opposite sex. While identifying as "libertarian", this person usually believes in many positions of the mainstream Republican Party and may be staunchly pro-life, staunchly anti-immigration, and a supporter of Fox News and A.M. Talk Radio. Hipstertarians may have tattoos, piercings, and a penchant for drinking and can often go unnoticed. Additionally, their horrible fashion sense, effeminate behavior, and Kings of Leon LP collections make them blend in with liberal, anarchist, and apolitical hipsters. Assuming you reign in your knee-jerk urge to beat them senseless, please remind them in a calm and eloquent fashion that Ron Paul is, in fact, a paleo-conservative and not a libertarian, and that their entire life is a bloated, phantasmagorical sham that caught AIDS and died in the back of a thrift store.

Not only does that weird indie chick have a rat tail and a Calvin & Hobbs tattoo on her thigh, she's also a Fox News-loving hipstertarian!

by Abercrombie's Bitch September 22, 2011

hipsterati

n.

1) synonym for hipsters.

I can't go anywhere in this town without being overrun by the hipsterati.

by katesherlock November 13, 2004

Hipsterfication

Hipsterfication; a process whereby a bunch of tools, posing as cools, invade an area and turn it into stupidville.

The Hipsterfication Echo Park, while disgusting, has add the benefit of reducing crime, and bring more police attention to gangs in that area. While overall this is a good thing, I believe that over time the hipsters will prove to be much harder to endure than any street gang

by cliffj August 30, 2013

Hipstertainment

Hipstertainment refers to any show game or app that can be watched played or used ironically by a hipster

Don't you just love the celebrity apprentice that show is some grade A hipstertainment

by Robert Jordan December 18, 2012

Hipsterbation

The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.

Hipsterbation:
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.

by KleptoInsomniac July 7, 2014

Hipsteria

Any thing or establishment that opens or begins, that is soon swarmed by hashtagging, fur boot wearing, plaid shirt loving, thick rimmed glasses not needing, gel haired lumberjack wanna be's. This usually is followed up by reviews and foodie pics posted at numberous places online, resulting in hours long lines to get said product, regardless of how good it actually is. Sometimes just the interior of a restaurant or building can be enough to set off a firestorm of Hipsteria.

"Franklins BBQ is purdy good, but the Hipsteria there makes the line farrrrrr too long, I'm going to Rudy's"

by Staplehawk December 6, 2015