This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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Former singer, songwriter and frontman of australian pop-rock duo Savage Garden. Famous songs include 'Truly Madly Deeply' 'I Want You' 'To The Moon And Back' 'I Knew I Loved You' and Crash & Burn'. Darren Hayes and Daniel Jones split officially a few years ago after more than 22 million album sales worldwide mainly due to Jones' relectuance to be in the spotlight.
Darren has gone on to record two solo albums: the poptastic and more succesful 'Spin' and the unbelievable critically acclaimed electronic and emotive 'The Tension And The Spark'.
Solo releases have included 'Insatiable' 'Strange Relationship' and 'Pop!ular'.
Hugely famous in his own right in Australia, ownly known as 'that guy from Savage Garden' everywhere else.
This natural blonde is often attracts attention for his dramatic changes in hairstyle and colour and the 'Is he? Isn't he?' question forever raised in gay and straight communities alike.
He has an amazing vocal range - noted for his falsetto, and is unusual in today's music scene as he really holds his own in live perfomance - often working with Willie Williams - stage designer for U2 amongst others.
Former singer, songwriter and frontman of australian pop-rock duo Savage Garden. Famous songs include 'Truly Madly Deeply' 'I Want You' 'To The Moon And Back' 'I Knew I Loved You' and Crash & Burn'. Darren Hayes and Daniel Jones split officially a few years ago after more than 22 million album sales worldwide mainly due to Jones' relectuance to be in the spotlight.
Darren has gone on to record two solo albums: the poptastic and more succesful 'Spin' and the unbelievable critically acclaimed electronic and emotive 'The Tension And The Spark'.
Solo releases have included 'Insatiable' 'Strange Relationship' and 'Pop!ular'.
Hugely famous in his own right in Australia, ownly known as 'that guy from Savage Garden' everywhere else.
This natural blonde is often attracts attention for his dramatic changes in hairstyle and colour and the 'Is he? Isn't he?' question forever raised in gay and straight communities alike.
He has an amazing vocal range - noted for his falsetto, and is unusual in today's music scene as he really holds his own in live perfomance - often working with Willie Williams - stage designer for U2 amongst others.
Crazy Darren fan: "Did you know Darren Hayes is performing in Sydney Opera House this July?"
Accosted stranger on the street: "Who/What now?"
Crazy Darren fan: "Darren Hayes! The amazingly talented singer from Savage Garden!"
Accosted stranger: "Oh, that puff that's always changing his hair! Right...heard his new CD's pretty good actually"
Accosted stranger on the street: "Who/What now?"
Crazy Darren fan: "Darren Hayes! The amazingly talented singer from Savage Garden!"
Accosted stranger: "Oh, that puff that's always changing his hair! Right...heard his new CD's pretty good actually"
by Lauren Byrne July 28, 2008
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My Gymnastics Teacher wanted me to practice my handstands up against the wall, but I told him no because I had my period. He Said, "Hey Baby, why not try a Hayeswall?" He ripped off my pants and got me to handstand and we had amazing Hayeswall action.
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Get the JR Hayes mug.Marc Hamel is a professional illusionist and magician. He was born in 1989 and is quickly becoming known in his area for close up magic and stage show.
His close up show consist mainly of audience participation and has a run time of 60 minutes. Marc's close up routine can be booked anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour and a half.
Marc"s stage show is about 45 minutes when booked in entirety. Marc has performed this on stage and is very accommodating to customers as he will also travel to your location with his stage show.
Marc Hamel is a member of the IBM (International Brotherhood of Magicians) and is also featured on Mad Hatter Magic Shop's web site for the official promotional video on some of the effects he uses in his stage show.
Marc invites you to check out his website and videos for free!
www.theartofillusions.com
His close up show consist mainly of audience participation and has a run time of 60 minutes. Marc's close up routine can be booked anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour and a half.
Marc"s stage show is about 45 minutes when booked in entirety. Marc has performed this on stage and is very accommodating to customers as he will also travel to your location with his stage show.
Marc Hamel is a member of the IBM (International Brotherhood of Magicians) and is also featured on Mad Hatter Magic Shop's web site for the official promotional video on some of the effects he uses in his stage show.
Marc invites you to check out his website and videos for free!
www.theartofillusions.com
Marc Hamel -"Some of the best card magic i have seen!" - Powers Engraving
Marc Hamel - "Better than some full time cruise magicians" - Veteran Holland America Cruiser
Marc Hamel - "we are keeping all the free shows you offer to ourselves!" - Clients response to earning a free show
Marc Hamel - "Better than some full time cruise magicians" - Veteran Holland America Cruiser
Marc Hamel - "we are keeping all the free shows you offer to ourselves!" - Clients response to earning a free show
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