Hatfished

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - she was being hatfished."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020

The Hamish Snap

When you try and snap your skateboard by jumping on it with your ass and landing on the bolts.

''hey do The Hamish Snap'' ''ok'' (trys to snap the skateboard but lands on the bolts)

Aftermath

''I can't breath''

by jarrad hooper is a dum cunt December 7, 2011

Hatfish

A man who is wearing a hat in every picture of his online dating profile and thus hiding the fact he is bald. Only for the unsuspecting woman to find out about said baldness in real life.

‘I went on a date and he was bald’ surely you already knew this prior to the date? No he had a hat on in all his pictures. ‘Oh no he was a hatfish’

by Cassmarie20 May 16, 2019

hatihusama

when you’re happy, tired, hungry, sad and mad but also have no emotions so you don’t know how to feel.

brooo i feel so hatihusama!!

by ace8384 January 31, 2019

Hamish Westbrook

To be a unregistered nonce

Omg you are literally hamish westbrook

by Munky Working Class April 14, 2020

haish

The objectification of a flirt's advance.

Donny noticed that the girl in the club was throwing him mad haish so he flirted back.

by DJ Morty October 30, 2008

hamisha

fun loving uptown girl who loves her job except for answering phones. sometimes appears to be bossy and likes alot of men. she will do anything for you if asked in a nice way, but if not she does not respond at all. and do not give her codeine.

not answering the phone pullina Hamisha

by questio February 3, 2010