Neil Patrick Harrisexual

Attracted exclusively to women and Neil Patrick Harris. Common among males who mistakenly identify as completely heterosexual.

Man: I'm straight, but that Dr. Horrible is fine.

Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.

by a homosexual male March 30, 2011

haribosexual

You are sexually attracted to Haribo Gummy Bears.

These haribo gummy bears are looking really cute today. That makes me Haribosexual

by Lababababs June 27, 2023

Homosexual

Me.

I am homosexual

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018

Halosexual

One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.

My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...

by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004

harutosexual

Person who is only attracted to Treasure’s Haruto

-Umm hi... can I have your number?
-oh sorry, I’m Harutosexual

by svgjklxhr October 27, 2020

closet homosexual

Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan simply won't admit he's a closet homosexual.

by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk October 17, 2008