Hanitizer

A quick way to refer to the alcohol based hand sanitizers.

After using the port-a-potty Emily said “I really need some hanitizer!”

by PondBird December 12, 2023

sand hanitizer

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

by gummygoodness September 26, 2012

sand hanitizer

hand sanitizer but it's san and han

SANd HANitizer

most important its wise words from beomgyu 😍😍

sand hanitizer.

by beomgyussandhanitizer_ January 29, 2025

hannitized

A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.

I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

hand sanitizer kink

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans

person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

by kappakappa October 4, 2021

Hand Sanitizer

The most expensive thing during the corona virus

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

by RogueAssassin March 5, 2020

hand sanitizer

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.

I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

by Jeremy X Universe March 22, 2016