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handicrapping

Handicrapping is when you use the handicap stall instead of the tiny regular one.
I used the handicap stall to take dump. Why would I use that claustrophobic little space when I could go handicrapping.
by Mr. Cranky December 31, 2013
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Handicrap

The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.
I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.
by NJporkroll January 9, 2017
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HANDISCRAP

The act of two or more (generally intoxicated) people engaged in a "scrap" aka fight, involving objects made to assist handicapped people.
Sit on a wheelchair and have someone push you and direct you into your opponent whom is using a walker with wheels and knock that fucka out!

That my dudes (that's for you Love) would be called a Handiscrap!
by HANDISCRAPPER January 31, 2010
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Handicapslock

The unfortunate habit of n00bs, idiots, and morons to perpetually use the caps lock key, even when "yelling" is not implied. This is usually accompanied by other obvious examples of ineptitude, such as poor grammar, spelling, and total lack of punctuation or use of paragraphs.

They seem to lack absolutely any capacity to use a keyboard, and clearly struggle to achieve even the most basic of communication tasks, thus rendering them "handicapslocked".
"HI BRIAN I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM GOING TO THE BAR TONIGHT R U?" -Nicky, the handicapslocked.
by BrianTheGreat February 18, 2010
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Handicapped

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly
1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly
by Zain Ali May 21, 2008
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Handicrapper

The handicap toilet in most buildings, restaurants, etc.
Because I like a lot of space when I poop I'll always use the handicrapper!
by Eddy 47 XLVII TYO February 27, 2009
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handicrapped

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.
"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.
by PSAforhandicrappedpeople July 2, 2012
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