Hambonus

Instead of getting the traditional holiday bonus for your hard work and perseverance through the year, your place of work awards you with a tiny unappealing ham.

Person 1: Hey what did you get for your X-mas bonus?

Person 2: I might as well have gotten nothing. I got a Hambonus.

by Vivvienne December 26, 2011

hambones

Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.

"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."

"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."

by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006

herbonics

The product of a marijuana plant. could reefer to the buds of other shit parts.

ya boy bes' have the herbonics when he comes tawn

by see "MILES" September 7, 2005

Hamboning

Verb: The act of having buttsex. roots are ham (butt); and boning (sex, fucking, intercourse)

Larissa: "ay girl what'd you do last night?"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"

by Obama696969 January 12, 2018

Hamboning

The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.

by Phyllis E. Rection December 19, 2010

homonics

the language used by or among homos.

I am receiving lessons on homonics although I am not a homo.

by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010

Hemonics

A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.

Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.

by Jack Daniels 2011 December 15, 2011