guff n chuck

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.

Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice

by Chik3b September 12, 2006

Guffitus

A disease which is the result of a large build up of gas, passed on to nearest person, other person starts farting frequently - and whiffing.

Cor Emma.. you've given me your guffitus i can't stop farting, and i whiff!

Oooop, Emma has guffitus again

Oh hell no i've caught Guffitus from you, my word i stink!

by Stacey and emma October 30, 2007

Gruffnut

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.

Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior

by Dave T October 26, 2003

guffed

breaking wind, letting rip, farting

phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!

by marie August 5, 2003

Gravy Guff

A smell that cannot be defined, yet is horrid and lingers.

'Cor, it reeks in 'ere of gravy guff.'

by Lady Schwarz May 15, 2010

Gurefed

The perturbing feeling of seeing someone you know in real life on a dating app e.g. Tinder, Bumble, Grindr etc.

"Omg dude I just found Jenna on tinder!"
"Ugh, gurefed"

by Sventhemen August 31, 2017

No guff, chet

1. Interjection used to express disbelief at an understatement. Obviously; no shit.

2. Statement used to express general agreement with a friend. Fuckin' A'; for real; I heard that.

(Chet can be dropped in any usage)

1. Bill: Your leg is on fire!

Tim: No guff, Chet!

2. Carl: We really stepped in it this time.

Joe: No guff.

by squeezmunky February 16, 2010