A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.
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She is a true friend inside and out and will knock out anyone who hurts those close to her.
She is any boys dream girlfriend. She will even make you a sandwich and play Call of Duty with you.
She is incredibly sexy and the best kisser in the world!
She is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. You are too lucky if you know a Guisella.
If you ever cross paths with her, cherish the time you have with her, she has a rare personality and heart. She is strong and unique.
She is a true friend inside and out and will knock out anyone who hurts those close to her.
She is any boys dream girlfriend. She will even make you a sandwich and play Call of Duty with you.
She is incredibly sexy and the best kisser in the world!
She is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. You are too lucky if you know a Guisella.
If you ever cross paths with her, cherish the time you have with her, she has a rare personality and heart. She is strong and unique.
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Gizel's a 1/1000 kinda girl. Her heart, her soul and mind are made of gold. She's the type of friend that gives and dosent take. She will be loyal to whoever is loyal to her. She has a wild side and a quiet side, she is friends with mostly everyone. She's a full package. She is all-star athlete and leaves people breathless with her musical talents. Beware of her bad side, although she is an amazing person she has a bad side that can rip you to shreds. If you fuck her over, she will make sure your life's hell. Respect is key for her and if you don't respect her, she will cut you out of her life. Shes a tough girl and could probably beat the shit out of you. Although that, she's a loving girl who's sensitive at times.
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the main features of this cat are :
-Fat... Extremly fat.
- Usualy has his/her tounge sticking out due to a swolen lip most of the time.
- Sometimes can be a bit off balanced when standing up
- Prefered sleeping place - inside the sheets of a bed cover, if this sleeping place is unavaliable for any reason the guineafrog will head for the nearest pillow or item of clothing.
- Will ONLY drink out of the bath.. anything else will not live up to the high standards of the guineafrog.
Last but not least Guineafrog lacks common sense and can get confused easily so if you happen to come accross one be considerate and dont stand on him/her.
the main features of this cat are :
-Fat... Extremly fat.
- Usualy has his/her tounge sticking out due to a swolen lip most of the time.
- Sometimes can be a bit off balanced when standing up
- Prefered sleeping place - inside the sheets of a bed cover, if this sleeping place is unavaliable for any reason the guineafrog will head for the nearest pillow or item of clothing.
- Will ONLY drink out of the bath.. anything else will not live up to the high standards of the guineafrog.
Last but not least Guineafrog lacks common sense and can get confused easily so if you happen to come accross one be considerate and dont stand on him/her.
by Keeeey November 7, 2009
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Nevertheless, a wholly remarkable book.
in fact it was probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the great publishing houses of Ursa Minor — of which no Earthman had ever heard either.
Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one — more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitch Hiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
Nevertheless, a wholly remarkable book.
in fact it was probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the great publishing houses of Ursa Minor — of which no Earthman had ever heard either.
Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one — more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitch Hiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V — Oh that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V — Oh that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.
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