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Gruntsplatter

The simultaneous act of rubbing out a huge load, whilst exhaling deeply and letting out a loud groan of satisfaction
Jesus, Jennifer wound me up last night and wouldn’t let me have any so when I got back to my place I had to sort myself out, the gruntsplatter could be heard all through the neighbourhood!
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
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Grunkus

Sarah, it appears you have some grunkus on your face.
by Sara Rebecca July 2, 2021
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Chucky Grunts

The act of voluntarily or involuntarily grunting under one’s breath when dissatisfied or frustrated with a conversation or situation at hand. A type of non-verbal communication that occurs when someone (usually named Chuck) generates strange audible noises that often puzzle and/or further annoy anyone within earshot.
Person 1: "What's up with your friend, Dude? Why's he keep making those funny noises?"

Person 2: "Oh those are just Chucky Grunts...indirect ways of telling us he thinks we're both assholes who should shut up, quit talking or stop whatever it is we happen to be doing."
by OhioSomeone January 8, 2012
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meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.
That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.
by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018
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Grunts

A grunt is a noun first coined in by Yourragegaming who streams on the platform known as twitch to describe someone who is currently watching the stream but is not currently subscribed to the streamer, the grunts are usually presented as the lowest members of twitches social hierarchy because they have the least amount of power and capability. Which is of course because of the fact that the people who are subbed have to pay 5 bucks and therefore valued higher by the streamer because they are the ones getting a percent of the money. In other words the term grunt is used by streamers like YourRage to devalue the people that don’t get him money in order to scam people in to subscribing so YourRage can pretend like they mean more than they actually do in order to scam them out of 5 bucks. Of course this isn’t really surprising, the fact that he turned this word into one of his scam tactics, considering his history .
“ Fuck the grunts”

“ Your just a stupid little grunt”

“grunts life’s matter
by Lolsforbruv July 12, 2021
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grunts

Defecation. So termed because of the noise one makes while performing a bowel movement.
-Excuse me mom, but where is grandpa?
-Oh, he's going grunts.
by Scott Yacyshyn January 28, 2005
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Gruntuitous

Adjective - Describes work or tasks given for the sake of having a staff (grunts) that appers to be busy.
My boss just gave me the "Gruntuitous" task of valuing a deal he has no intention of doing.
by PoochMan March 12, 2010
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