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Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.
I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.
by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016
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Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance
Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"
by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020
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Grinchin'

To be downtrodden, pessimistic, or negative. Can be a general attitude or a response to another person's idea/comment/experience
Man...why you grinchin'?
What's with the grinchin'?
You always grinchin'.
by Big Ugg October 24, 2008
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Gulching

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.
Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!
by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010
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Gonchingbockler

The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.
Person "Oh look a Gonchingbockler!"

Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________

Person "Leave me alone toby"

Gonchingbockler "no"
by Vooble Jet October 15, 2009
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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Crunching

Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
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