grumplestitskin

A person who is a real pain in the ass, and finds ways to turn ordinary tasks into prolonged experiences by being a grump. Mainly occurs when the female species is bleeding out for 7 days without dying.

Person A: Wow Christine was such a grumplestitskin last night.
Person B: Yea, she must've had sand in her vagina.

by grumpybear4life August 18, 2011

Frumplestiltskin

When you shit in a frumpy girls mouth and then she gives you head while you are wiping your ass.

Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.

by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017

rumplestiltskin

Adj. Used to describe something that is crazy, insane, off the hook, wack, bad-ass, superawesome, inherently cool, uberridiculous, or simply rockadelic.

"Dude, that party was sooooo rumplestiltskin!"

"That stripper at Crazy Horse was rumplestiltskin!"

"The fairy tale, Rapunzel, is fuckin' rumplecrazy! I mean, a chick with 50 foot long hair? Insane!"

"Frank's wedding was the epitome of the word RUMPLESTILTSKIN."

"That new Lamborghini I picked up is simply rumplestiltskin."

by Rob Boyle October 26, 2007

Grundlestiltskin

One who has excessively long blond or gold hair growning from the grundle or taint.

At first I thought her grundle was cleanly shaven, but then I realized she was a grundlestiltskin.

by Wordsmith9 October 10, 2010

Grumpelstiltskin

Another name for feces, poop, doo doo, and or crap.
"Grumpy" is the short version of the word.
"Grumpster" is also another version of the word.

*NOTE*
This version of the word is not to be confused with the play titled "Grumpelstiltskin".

"That was a mighty find "Grumpelstiltskin" I just took".

"I really need to take a "Grumpy".

"Holy smokes, that was a serious "Grumpster" I just had.

by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

Grumpelstiltskin

Someone who is a perpetual ass(usually in management) who gives out commands without providing the knowledge necessary to get it done, relishes in the unavoidable failure and is grumpy when one succeeds.

1"So I found the building, legit, in the last second, after being given bogus directions and she looked mad when I came back with the prints."

2"What a Grumpelstiltskin."

1"Whaa...?"

by Bustaword17 May 2, 2010

reverse rumplestiltskin

Turning gold into straw - aka urinating in a woman's hair

While she didn't want an entire golden shower, she was okay receiving a reverse rumplestiltskin.

by novanashville March 29, 2010