grumpster

n. similar to dumpster, but instead where happiness goes to die
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity

MD is a grumpster because he will suck all your happiness away.

by JitteryJoe July 27, 2008

grumpster

Grumpy hamster. A term of endearment for a moody person.

My boy is such a grumpster!

by shaeristina June 8, 2017

grumpster

Another meaning for taking a dump.

Man I got to go take a grumpster.

by Clay Longfellow December 28, 2007

Trumpster Fire

1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.

- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.

2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'

Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.

Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.

by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017

trumpster fire

The resulting disastrous state of a government after an unqualified person is voted in with the vague promise of changing things.

Wow, we thought the government **used** to be bad, but it's a total trumpster fire now

by YeliwCoyote November 16, 2016

Grumpstink

When a person throws themselves into a tantrum of such ferocious proportions that they inadvertently pass wind.

"Dude, Ashton went off the rails so bad last night that she pulled a grumpstink! My flat still hums of it."

by Prof. S May 4, 2010

trumpster babies

Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.

The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.

by SCY1001 January 20, 2017