stirrin ma grits

(verb) -used when talking about the opposite sex making one hot and bothered.
-used for explaining the feeling of being sexually aroused or horny

"Oh yes that male exotic dancer is stirrin ma grits chica"

by stirrinmagrits December 16, 2008

Greit

The superlative form of greatest (i.e. great, greater, greatest, greit). Generally used amongst friends to approve of each other or something someone has done, as one could also use words like 'awesome' or 'cool'. Often interpreted as a simple misspelling, it is not rarely used in a giggly or ironic context.
The word originated on Shiven, a popular server for the game Enemy Territory.

1. Boy #1: I can spin my right arm in clockwise circles, and my right leg in counter-clockwise circles at the same time! Try it out!
Boy #2: Holy buttsex! You're so greit!

2. Teacher: "Little Jimmy, finish this sequence: great, greater ..?
Little Jimmy: greatest, greit.
Teacher: Good job Jimmy, I think it's safe to say you are quite greit yourself!

by sH|Oblivion* August 27, 2010

de grit

An expression used to describe happenings, situations, objects, events and people that are disgusting, gross or otherwise socially unacceptable. Originating from the phrase "the grossest one", de grit evolved to become a concise way to express the sentiments that we all feel everyday. However, de grit can also be used to affectionately put down friends.

"Stripes and plaid? That outfit is so de grit."

"RFL hasn't showered in two days. She is de grit."

by tehozonerfl January 21, 2009

Gritty Uncle

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.

1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.

by dcruzado January 25, 2011

grit weed

Cannabis (marijuana) laced with silica glass. It causes the buds to be heavier and creates a lethal product. Found in the UK, examine your buds and rub them on glass and if it scrapes than it is tainted. Throw it away, it can be lethal.

John smoked some grit weed, he lost his voice and kept coughing up blood, had to take him to the hospital.

by <('.')> January 11, 2008

gription

a combination of grip and traction. Used by an Italian friend of mine.

Those tires have great gription in wet weather!

by Gerry Stokman May 3, 2004

forest grits

The little bits of tree and earth matter that fall into your food or water when you are camping.

I was totally ready to get a drink when that big wind blew all these forest grits into my Nalgene.

by Concierge March 27, 2005