Air Gropes

using all your fingers when making "air quotes". Used to indicate what you are saying should be understood in the dirtiest way possible

You should have seen the girl I met at the bar last night, she had such a nice (air gropes) personality (air gropes).

by willey1 November 21, 2010

grope

to touch another in an aggressively sexual way

he groped her uncontrollably during foreplay

by marilyn October 9, 2002

Baby Growler

Noun - A tantalizingly attractive yet clearly unerage female human being. Similar to a piece of green fruit that still needs a little more time on the vine, the baby growler is often characterized by a lack of fullness despite a good shape and curvature. Your conscious says it’s not right, but the caveman instinct in you says grrrr!

Upon spotting a baby growler in public, feel free to growl while just out of earshot to alert other males in the vicinity of the presence of said baby growler. When spotted in public, the baby growler is often accompanied by a mother. If this is the case, feel free to growl at said mother as well, as she will likely also be attractive and worthy of procreative advances.

However, it is important to be on the lookout for the dominant male of the herd, as he is often fiercely protective of his baby growlers. He doesn’t want to admit it, but he knows what’s up. If he was you, he’d hit it. Be careful not to make direct eye contact with the male after blatantly eyeing up his underage daughter, as this can lead to fisticuffs. If the situation turns nasty and no police or Dateline NBC correspondents are in sight, gather with other males and charge the herd of growlers , mothers and the like, which will cause a stampede and allow you to pick off the young, old and wounded.

Good hunting.

Male #1: Grrrrr.

Male #2 (closet homosexual): Come on, that baby growler has braces and a Hannah Montana Trapper-Keeper.

Male #1: Grrrrr.

by Steggert_on_Facebook May 13, 2009

Grope the rope

To Masturbate

1. I heard Peter loves the Grope the rope

by Harry Palmer II November 1, 2008

flabby growler

a large angry looking vagina, usually sported by girls of a chubbier persuasion

wow dave, you should of seen her flabby growler. it was enough to scare some local kids away

by introboy January 11, 2009

Shoulder Grope

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

by RAGNAAAAAAR! June 20, 2010

grope 'n go

the process in which a person gropes the opposite sex while quickly walking past them

when that drunk guy grabs a feel on an unsuspecting girl while walking by

kinda like a hit n run

Kyrie was a victim of a grope 'n go last night. That random guy brushed by her and caught a handful, and he liked it.

by the first clue September 13, 2010