grumplepuss

A sexually interested river dolphin; that through which the theory of relativity has been proven to of been in existence throughout the 19th century, in rare areas of the island of St. Lucia. An interest in the grumplepuss was sparked in the 80's after a hit song "Grumpuss 'n da Basement" by Nelly. It was released on his album Country Grammer.

"Arkantose disregarded the grumplepuss's lust and kept on swimming!"

by William Hart February 26, 2008

Grumplebump

A grumplebump is a person who is acting grumpy out of character. They are regularly very good natured but are now acting grumpy without apparent reason.

:Hey did you talk to that nice girl Bonnie today?

:Yah I did but she was acting like a douche and being a total grumplebump.

by Chody Dootch October 12, 2011

Mississippi Grappler

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.

I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.

by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008

Carlsbad Grimple

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

by Christian Buss August 30, 2008

party-grappler

1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties

2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone

3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills

party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards

by Havenite April 10, 2010

grimple

One of the most hardcore punk rock bands ever fucking spawned

Grimple up your... ASS!!

by Mark Scumfuc December 7, 2006

grapple headshot

The act of shooting someone in the head in some kind of video game. Apon this ocassion you randomly scream "GRAPPLE HEADSHOT". Realizing that that made no sense at all, every person within 20 feet of you will kick you in the nuts.

Person A: "Shotty Snipers on ValHalla Again?!?!"

Person B: "Grapple Headshot"

Person(s) C-Z: (kick you in your nuts)

by GingerH8r October 22, 2007