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Nigger Gram

This what a white boy will get when he buys pot from the black, dude on the corner he does not know,not his regular connection,one short gram.
An underweight gram,a light weight gram,short in the weight.
Did Cheech pick up some pot today?

Yea,But Dave was all out so he had to buy some from a dude on Hilltop.

Oh shit! Fucking Nigger gram!

Yeah well it's better than nothin'

Guess you right Man!
by Stewart Larkin August 26, 2006
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The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

What the speaker says:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

How it is:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test designed to torture children and make them want to die. It progressively gets more shitty as it continues. The 20-meter death test will begin in 30 secs. It will have you gasping for breath while your P.E. teacher yells at you to "KEEP MOVING" and you want to tell him to STFU. Line up at the start. The running speed starts fine I guess you could say but gets faster and makes you feel more suicidal each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run even when you want to fucking faint and never walk again. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over and you will thank god for giving you mercy. The test will begin on the dreaded word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
* poor student 1 dragging on the floor herself through the hall because she can't even bear to walk.*

Poor student 1: *moans in pain*
Her athletic best friend: Come on you can get there.
Poor student 1: * says in very tired voice* Can't you see I'm trying.
*two Athletic students carrying poor student 2 to the nurse's office because he fainted in the middle of the test and will probably only get an ice pack*
Her Athletic Friend: Poor kid
Poor student number 1: I am not surprised. This is what the Fitness Gram Pacer test does to children.
by That funny person January 15, 2020
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nigga gram

A unit of measurement equaling .8 grams. It is commonly used by african american drug dealers to skimp their customers.
You call up your local drug dealer and say, "Yo, let me get a gram of that tree"
You go and pick it up then weigh it and notice you only received .8 (a nigga gram)
by thejortifier March 4, 2014
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giggle-gram

a telegram or message that makes you giggle.

or an envelope with laughing gas in it.
"i sent the giggle-gram to mason's house yesterday, and guess what: he was totally giggled shitless!!!!!"
by danbrown4life February 1, 2008
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spank-o-gram

a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.

defn by Chris; edited by Tammy
"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!
by TammyS December 9, 2008
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do it for the gram

Do it for the gram means you do things in your life so you can take pictures and show off on instagram for example you buy jordans or other expensive things just to post on Instagram look for likes
Man Im finna hit the mall and take pictures for the gram yall know I do it for the gram
by Seezy Dinero April 9, 2016
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nasty gram

An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.
Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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