goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Godson

Godson is a very chilled, laid back guy. He’s very low-key and doesn’t like the spotlight too much. He’s a hard worker and strives to be the best at anything he does. Godson is a ladies man and gets a lot of attention for his handsome looks and game. Don’t cross him though because although godson can be very caring for the people that mean most to him, he doesn’t deal nicely with backstabbers and fake friends. He has a tough exterior but is really a big softie on the inside.

Did you see godson today? I wanna ride him…

by Lovergirl1810 November 23, 2021

Goonak

An alpha male often described as a gigachad that everybody wants to be. A Goonak makes instant decisions that everybody wishes they had but couldn’t due to the lack of Goonakness. Also perceived as a god Goonak doesn’t care what other people think of him as he know he’s above everyone.

I wish I was a Goonak instead of being a beta bitch.

by AncientlyOne October 24, 2023

gooncel

Gooner + incel

Every gooncel has an emergency gooning kit with them at all times.

by mr.gooncel September 24, 2023

Goonami

A 'goonami' occurs when a goonsack is burst, spilling the precious alcohol everywhere.

The term originated in Australia.

Sack bursts on ground (usually on grass or uneven concrete).
People surrounding the sack start shouting goonami, and then get the breaker to buy another.

by Macquarie u waterpolo October 13, 2010

Twilight New GOON

The name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (Twilight New Moon).

Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.

Tom: Are you serious?

Mike: Yup.

Tom: What a twilight new goon.

by KayFizzle November 21, 2009

goon sack

The name given to wine, generally white, when removed from the cask. The sack is made of a strong foil, so it can be passed around without getting damaged.
It is a popular alcohol choice for Australian teenagers, as it costs no more than $15 for 4 litres, which is a very affordable way to get fucked up.
When one is intoxicated, they often drink the juice straight from the sack, although it is also commonly mixed with other liquids such as orange juice or soft drink, to make the taste more tolerable.

girl "Hey, pass the goon sack."
boy "Ok, do you want a cup, too?"
girl "Are you serious? I have it straight from the sack."

by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009