goon bag

Cheap wine that comes in a box and leaves the consumer with an extreme headache the next day. Convenient because the remains of the vessel can be inflated for use as a pillow after consumption.

I've only got $8 so I guess I'll be drinking a goon bag tonight.

by Biffro Jones March 20, 2004

Goonah Jab

To jab one's Goonah

Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend

by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

gooncel

Gooner + incel

Every gooncel has an emergency gooning kit with them at all times.

by mr.gooncel September 24, 2023

Goonak

An alpha male often described as a gigachad that everybody wants to be. A Goonak makes instant decisions that everybody wishes they had but couldn’t due to the lack of Goonakness. Also perceived as a god Goonak doesn’t care what other people think of him as he know he’s above everyone.

I wish I was a Goonak instead of being a beta bitch.

by AncientlyOne October 24, 2023

Goonami

A 'goonami' occurs when a goonsack is burst, spilling the precious alcohol everywhere.

The term originated in Australia.

Sack bursts on ground (usually on grass or uneven concrete).
People surrounding the sack start shouting goonami, and then get the breaker to buy another.

by Macquarie u waterpolo October 13, 2010

Twilight New GOON

The name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (Twilight New Moon).

Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.

Tom: Are you serious?

Mike: Yup.

Tom: What a twilight new goon.

by KayFizzle November 21, 2009