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Gooch quarf 

When a man farts from his gooch.
Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

dt gooch 

A verb describing the act of giving a deepthroat blowjob while licking the gooch. This can only be performed by those anatomically gifted with a extraordinarily long tongue.
Last night Jaclyn and I went back to my place and she dt gooched me, it was so righteous.
dt gooch by Jbarbar May 24, 2008
Anatomically speaking, the "gooch" is the perinal body located between the anal triangle and urogenital triangle of the perineum. This region in the body consists of connective tissue that anchors the mid-line between the urogenital and anal triangles. It is also the midpoint of the following four anatomical landmarks: the pubic symphysis, the left and right ischial tuberosities, and the coccyx bone.
Upon performing sexual intercourse, Jack's penis slipped out and touched the "gooch," posterior to the vagina.
Gooch by MoeNasty April 15, 2015

gooch willie

Process of wiping your finger on your gooch and sticking it in someones ear.
That cunt for brains just gave me a gooch willie!!!
gooch willie by loose asshole February 13, 2009
The part between your Balls and/or Vagina and asshole
Shit my gooch is rather sweaty
Gooch by Prehistoric Sex Lord October 18, 2019
= guy’s cooch; derivative of woman’s cooch, but for a guy
My man’s gooch was red and rashy and I just had to say, ”no!”
Gooch by Rjezebelm October 14, 2019