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Gooched

1. Recieving a kick up the gooch
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad
"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"
by ||tom|| December 11, 2008
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gooched

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When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.
"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"
by mau5fan March 3, 2009
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Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.
man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s
by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009
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Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.
You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"
by atarirob2 June 12, 2017
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Gowched

When you're so high and you can't move.
Mate you're so gowched on that couch .
by WeeBaws June 30, 2017
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Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.
"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."
by joshnghocki July 26, 2017
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ginched

Ginched; is a term (noun) used to describe being high af, siting in a couch for so long that your “ginch” begin to ride up your butt crack.
People that experience this phenomenon; otherwards known as “Ginchers” are often pretty good at call of duty and other FPS video games, their diet mainly consists of moms spaghetti and they rarely keep a girlfriend for too long.
What’s up my dude?
Ntm man totally ginched rn!
by Rickittyrick November 28, 2018
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