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Momentarily

I momentarily gave a fuck.
by quitepedantic November 17, 2015
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momentarily

Something that is bound to happen in just a few moments.
We will arrive momentarily.
by Da9el October 27, 2015
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monetarily violated

Where someone makes unauthorized purchases on your account.
"Some weeaboo hacked my PayPal account and bought over $3000 of anime on CrunchyRoll. I felt monetarily violated."
by TheReaper719 August 23, 2017
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A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!
by nearly civilized February 18, 2010
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Momentary Emotion

Emotion that turn on and off in a matter of moments.

Also works with hate, love, and sad.
This must be Momentary Emotion if I hate now but in a few seconds I like you but then change back to hate you again.

I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.
by PYROxSYCO January 2, 2010
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momentary obsessiveness

When a persons thoughts are completely preoccupied with a person, place, thing or event but they forget about whatever was consuming their thoughts in an hour, day, week or month.
Anthony is experiencing momentary obsessiveness about the royal wedding just to annoy his listeners.
by WEHM Insider June 5, 2018
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Momentary Tourettes

Teacher: Any questions class?
Student: FUCK YOU!!!!
Teacher: Watch your mouth
Student: Sorry, I had some momentary tourettes
by Yaikon May 15, 2010
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