goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009

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goatheaded

Drunk or high; wasted.

"Jane drank a whole six-pack by herself last night and got a little goatheaded."

by Whitters January 21, 2005

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Goathorse

A goathorse, often found in Suburban homes, are often mistaken for your typical household dog. They are very similar, as the goathorse too is very fluffy, and has a long tail along with a snout.

example: OMG, I CANT BELIEVE THAT DOG WAS ACTUALLY A GOATHORSE!!!!!

by lilahrose October 3, 2016

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GOAThead

Greatest of all time Head. When oral sex is performed outdoors with both participants naked in an area containing tribulus terrestris plants. The combined pain and pleasure is GOAT!

Went out to the desert and Sally gave me GOAThead. When we got back to the truck we had to pick the goatheads out of my feet and her knees.

by Dan Wrather October 25, 2020

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