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Goldenrod 

A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.

His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."

His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.

His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.

Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
Dude, have you seen Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.

No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.
Goldenrod by nphilbro February 3, 2009
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Goldendoodle 

a type of dog that is a cross breed between a standard poodle and a yellow or a black lab.
very good with children, needs lots of excercise and lots of grooming. fur should not shed.

also see goldipoo
"whats your favorite type of dog?"
"Goldendoodles."
Goldendoodle by Allikatanne July 23, 2005

GoldenDildo 

A dildo that has magic powers and is said to only penetrate virgins. And is also used by fat chicks for pleasurement in the asshole and vagina making them squirt pussy juice all over themselves.
Example1:Hey Tim! Have you been raped by the GoldenDildo yet?

Example2:i heard that the fat chick over there got raped by the GoldenDildo.

goldenecitrone

animal, vegetable or mineral with large, yellow, lemon shaped protruberances growing randomly over the surface.
The duke of Hebdon Bridge exchanged Potassium bauxite for nose weevils afflicted by goldenecitrone.
goldenecitrone by trevor June 12, 2003

goldenhill 

An methodology for writing ineffective computer software that, although it probably cost the user anything, doesn't work.

Is a varient on open source software. See also 'cowboy'
It doesn't work. I bought it from Goldenhill.
goldenhill by Martin September 30, 2003

Goldenrod Prime 

The single best being on YouTube. He’s denied all insults. He trains himself for insults by looking at the highest quality memes and playing video games.
Person A: Have you seen Goldenrod Prime’s YouTube channel.
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes

Goldenrod 

The name a man calls another man who was the best fuck he's ever had.
OMG! See that man over there? He's my Goldenrod!
Goldenrod by dkuk69 September 14, 2018