''Ey Stevo, look at that Goff Dick'ed Over there''
''ooh im wearin jeans n t-shirt.. im like proper goff today me''
''ooh im wearin jeans n t-shirt.. im like proper goff today me''
by Monkehhhh April 29, 2006
Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the female gender. The male being called Grunthor Often found slashing her wrists or "playing the wrist violin" as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.
Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
Feeling depressed? Wearing black? you're definately turning into a goffe.
Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.
Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.
by Aussie_D January 16, 2009
A word used to describe people who think they are gothic. Often just silly little children trying to rebel against something. These losers may also convince themselves they are vampires and need blood.
"OMG, Im so gothic, i wear nu-rocks and hate my parents and want to die while listening to The Rasmus, no-one understands me, boohoo"
"I need blood NOW and if you dont believe me its just cos you don't understand. Nobody understands"
"I need blood NOW and if you dont believe me its just cos you don't understand. Nobody understands"
by evilbint April 12, 2005
'Joe just goff, i'm not getting into that arseless pvc thong! I know Andy does it but i'm not!'
'Kennerney, it's your round.'
'It is not, GOFF!'
'Kennerney, it's your round.'
'It is not, GOFF!'
by bigmuff May 17, 2008
by jsrymell August 17, 2015
by twizzy May 12, 2014
Noun or Verb
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.
Helen: "So, I'm going with Vern to play goff today."
or
Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."
or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"
or
Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."
or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"
by Aslan and Lucy December 3, 2007