grunkeradke

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.

My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.

by Leannan September 6, 2006

Grunki

An awful, lingering shit that your friend drops in a public bathroom

Dude, that shit was hella grunki

by SexGodO-Dog April 28, 2022

Chobe gunk

Dried up chode sperm that's gone bad and green.

Ben jizzed on the wall and 3 days later it turned into dry chobe gunk.

by ChobeGunk September 5, 2010

Uptown Gunk

When you go up in the town and accidentally jizz when you see an extremely hot girl

Guy 1: *Sees really hot girls*
Guy 2: (Guy 1) DAMN LOOK AT THOSE REALLY HOT GIRLS!
Guy 1: SHIT UPTOWN GUNK

by GunkerDunker March 5, 2015

Nut Gunk

The beautiful aroma that arises from the balls when a man hasn’t showered for 2-3 days, it often smells like a dumpster crossbred with a dandelion.

Guy 1 - Hey man, what’s that glorious fucking smell that just entered my nasal cavity?
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk

by NutGunkConnoisseur May 4, 2021

Gunktah

A pussy boy posing as a hardened gangsta.

John: That rapper Hellnback from Teamrezofficial's a Real Gunktah!

Bob: Yea I know! His real name's karen, he works at a coffee shop, and I heared he's a teacher... He just poses as a hard ass thug so I guess when he says he's gunktah, he's sayin really sayin he's a fake ass pussy!

by navajo_joe September 9, 2009

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004