geese

two bottles of grey goose vodka

'I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!' -lil wayne no ceilings

by no ceilings November 16, 2009

gleemergency

an emergency situation or state of being related to the tv show GLEE.

1) Hey someone miscounted- there's 5 nerds coming over but we only have 4 slushies- Gleemergency!!!

2) "So Puck is still dating that fat chick? Somebody push the gleemergency re-write button- stat!"

by Fan of Frenzy January 27, 2011

Glensema

Glensema is a phenomenon on the Belgian coast, often seen as a woman of middle age who is told to exist out of pure awesomeness. She often appears in conversations between teenagers, when large amounts of beer or alcohol have been consumed. They often chant in her name, although nobody has ever seen glensema in person.

(sung) Glenssema, glenssema, glensemaa!

by Glenssema December 26, 2012

glease

When a dog scrapes it's butt on the ground to release fluid from it's anal glands. "Gland Release"

When I picked up my dog and put her in the car she gleased all over my car seat.

by TomT_tech April 5, 2015

vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.

Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"

by irelandgneis August 14, 2012

jack gleeson

Is an intelligent Irish man who played as Joffrey Baratheon in the original HBO TV Show, "Game of Thrones" Do not get him mixed up with his character. In reality he is very nice and bright, not to mention down-to-earth. He is super hot and an all out amazing guy.

Jack Gleeson is an Irish actor.

Jack Gleeson should be my husband!

by AyeIt'sMe January 8, 2017

Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019