woah glowser

A person who goes to a gym but doesn't work out while pretending to know everything about working out and weightlifting but actually doesn't , because all They ever do is just walk around for the sole purpose of finding someone to go out with on a date.

I'm Not sure how to use this

CrossFit training machine. Maybe we should ask that guy that just walked by? Nah he's just another woah glowser. OK I'm just stating to learn gym lingo. what's a woah glowser?
Someone who doesn't know anything about working out , he just goes around scoping the gym to try pick up women.

by [e-mail] April 21, 2017

Purple Glowstick

A sexual practice in which a girl snaps a guy's dick like a glowstick, making it turn purple.

Emily: Soooo... how did it go with Bob??
Jennifer: He pissed me off so I gave him a purple glowstick.

by Ale&Dav March 27, 2021

glowstick ninja

Noun (Derogatory) - A person who haphazardly whips double-glowsticks or glowropes around in a fashion vaguely resembling the use of nunchaku, with little to no regard of the people or property around them. Frequently responsible for causing minor bruising, spilled drinks or ashtrays, and generally ruining everyone's good time.

Dude, I was having an awesome time at the club last night, until this fucking glowstick ninja came out of nowhere and swung his stupid ass rope into my face!

by Mephestys July 5, 2010

glowstick

A very fun thing that is commmon at raves. Comes in many colors. Doesn't last long, though

Oooh boy do I love my glowstick

by DizzyLizzy January 1, 2007

Glows

Diamond Jewlery (usually jewlery with more then one diamond)

Term popularized by rappers such as Ghostface Killah, State Property, Johnny Justice, ect.

"Yo, did you see Peedi in the club looking fly with his glows on?"

This translates to...

"Did you see Peedi at the dance wearing his diamond jewlery?"

by crack cat May 31, 2009

Glowstick

An irrelevant person who thinks they're all cool but ain't at all. They're always way too hype and crazy and need to always take it down a notch, or 10.. They try to always be the "life of the party" in the worst situations possible, and feel the need to get all the attention they possibly can, no matter who gets in the way. A glowstick can be found trying to turn up in the most usual places, like a quiet library for example. You do not want to ever get near a glowstick, because they may seem appealing at first, but are extremely toxic once you open into one.

"bro did you see that guy at the gym today? He's such a glowstick."

"Yeah he kept trying to show off and be all cool. That guy needs to chill out."

by Kewl kid 😝 October 13, 2015

The glowstick

The glowstick is when a man reams/guages the pee hole of his penis, big enough to put a flashlight in his pee hole. Then proceeds to turn on the flashlight with it in the urethra, so the penis then looks like flesh glowstick.

My mistress finally reamed my penis enough to put the maglight in it, it was the brightest glowstick i ever had. I then pounded her with the glowstick.

by Jagerenema September 13, 2012