Keep your eyes off her. She's MY gilf.

Where u goin this weekend?
to some sleezy motel with my gilf.

I got lots of girlfriends, but only one gilf. All the others are ugly sluts with STDS
by Qweerdo March 23, 2005
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Ghost I'd Like to Fuck - Linda. Coined by blackholeofugly on Twitch
God damn when Linda killed Professor Beet, what a GILF move
by Linda Davis October 16, 2021
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Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?
by Danger November 9, 2003
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Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck

Acronym born from "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck" which was the spawn of MILF or "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".
"I joined OurTime.com? For old people? My odds are great against those 50 year old hags. I did a search for Widowers? There's some serious GILF action on there."
by Meat Chele November 6, 2011
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Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.
"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude! I'd like totally fuck her!"
by Mo Dixley September 1, 2008
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