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Gherkin

When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaim “gherkin” in recognition of your superior banter
Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair

Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”

Jon - “gherkin”
by johnbingbang February 15, 2020
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Gmork

Originally from the 1984 Film "The Never Ending Story" Gmork was the servant of the "Nothing" that was filling up the land of Fantasia and tearing it apart. Basically Gmork is a straight bad ass who looks tougher than any creature I have seen on any film to date. Faintly glowing green eyes, wolf like appearance, serious double K9 teeth, very dark questionable purpose. He may represent much more than he appears and is all for the sorrow. GMORK

"Who are you?"

"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."

I will not die easily. I am a warrior."

"Ha, brave warrior. Then fight the Nothing."

"Who are you really"

"I am the servant of the power behind the Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the Nothing. I lost him in the swamps of sadness....his name was Atreyu!"

"If we are about to die anyway...I'd rather die fighting! Come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!"
"Who are you?"

"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."

I will not die easily. I am a warrior."
by Thenothing-- April 25, 2011
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jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.
Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.
by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006
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Gherkin Lurkin'

The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.
Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"

Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"
by ItisI August 14, 2012
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Ghark

A mix between a shark and an ghost. Stealthy and deadly in the night as well as the day.
"Never mess with this guy, hes a ghark"
by Ghark December 12, 2013
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giorka

slang for that good kush/blunt/Green, used in Romanian
"Coaie paseaza giorka aia"
"Balls, pass that giorka"

"Ai niste giorka la tine ca nu stiu de unde sa imi iau?"

"Do you have some giorka on you cause I don't know where to get some from? "
by mama natura December 15, 2021
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Gorkon

1. (n.) The planet from which the Gorkonese empire originated. It used to be ruled by king Asscrust, but he was overthrown by Moss, the leader of the Gorkon insurgency. He was then exiled to Earth.

2. (n.) A race of super powerful ape-people who originate from planet Gorkon. They have many abilities ranging from shape-shifting, superhuman strength, enhanced farts, and flight. Some Gorkons can develop unique abilities as well. Gorkons are also the closest to Sivat of the chosen races.
"Hey what do you think about the Spankledrop's new military plans to take over the rest of planet Vormanaxia and restore Planet Gorkon to its former glory?"

"Seriously, who the fuck are you?"
by King Asscrust March 16, 2022
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