When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.
by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017
Get the premature geyser mug.Much like an Angry Dragon, but with urine instead of semen, the partner's nostrils erupt in an Old Faithfulesque spewing of urine out of their nose. Perfect for nose hair removal and works like a charm to relieve any cold or sickness, you should probably try giving your SO one today!
Cascading urine pours from the heavens of his nostrils, Tyrese had never seen anything so breathtakingly beautiful as his lovely mate gave him a precious gilded geyser of love from her vaginal blast.
by Sneed d'Elaine November 6, 2020
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Get the Greek Geyser mug.After a man anal creampies a chick, the chick gets down on all fours and points her asshole in the air. The chick then convulses her asshole with the pressure of 1,000 atmospheres so as to shoot the cum back out her ass and into the air in a majestic display of cum, shit chunks, blood, and beauty. This act is reminiscent of 'Old Faithful' erupting.
Larry: "Dude I'm quitting my job as a porn camera man."
Lawrence: "Why man? It's a sweet gig"
Larry: "I had to film an anal geyser scene today and got splattered by the spray. That's the 3rd pair of clothes I've had ruined this week because of anal geysers... It was majestic though."
Lawrence: "Why man? It's a sweet gig"
Larry: "I had to film an anal geyser scene today and got splattered by the spray. That's the 3rd pair of clothes I've had ruined this week because of anal geysers... It was majestic though."
by the_fatrix69 July 16, 2010
Get the Anal Geyser mug.Inserting a pineaple into one's anus and leaving it there until fecal pressure builds to the point of releasing a shit geyser
"Shove it up my ass," Ethan said, so we gave him a pineapple. three days later, there was a Pineapple Geyser of epic proportions
by Duckens April 8, 2010
Get the Pineapple Geyser mug.The Salty Geyser is an elite sexual teqnique that is considered one of the 7 wonders of the sexual world, Cultivated by Nic E, 9/27/10
It is executed like this.
At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
It is executed like this.
At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
Phone Convo-
Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
Guy 2- what?!
Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!
Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
Guy 2- what?!
Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!
Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
by Nic E November 21, 2010
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