gerontology

The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.

I want to get a degree in gerontology!

What the hell is that?

Its where I study old people.

Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!

Old asshole wrinkle

by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009

Flag

Get the gerontology mug.

geeotch

A 'friend' who in fact betrays you!

That geeotch is why I'm in trouble now!

by Whiteboy Steve October 31, 2003

Flag

Get the geeotch mug.

Related Words

geeont • gerontophile • gemonte • gerontocracy • gerontophilia • Geonte • gerontality • geronticide • geronto • Gerontolit

gerontosexual

Gerontosexual is the meaning to be nonsexual/sexually attracted to someone older than you, usually 2/3x. it IS, usually defined as the "elderly", but if you're 18+, and want to shoot for 40, go for it. No shame, no game. It should just stay a preference, but I guess if it's ONLY people older than you, I want to make sure it's non-mocking the lgbtq+, and just how you roll! (Btw daily reminder to harass any Zoophile <3)

"I found out I was Gerontosexual when I first met my history teacher from my junior freshman year". (someone 18+)

"What the fuck :skull:. That's disgusting but ok".

by Steven Ogg Fan-Boy January 28, 2022

Flag

Get the gerontosexual mug.

gemonte

a stank nigga that thinks he is good at sports when he really not he also dates uglass girls

omg u smell like a gemonte

by novakhain September 20, 2016

Flag

Get the gemonte mug.

Gerontolit

Books by, for, or about old people.

Gerontolit is going to be the Next Big Thing in publishing as the Baby Boom generation approaches senility. Cf. Kiddie Lit, Chick Lit, Women's Lit, Chicano Lit.

by lexomaniac October 22, 2011

Flag