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Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster

A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.

The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
Trillian "I Think You've Had One Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster Too Many"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
by Lil' Bondy January 31, 2005
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Genital Gargoyle

Tuck your balls and your cock in between your legs and press your ass up against a window
Man, your huge member makes for a good genital gargoyle on this Taco Bell window
by Fat White Bassist February 7, 2003
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cum gargle

Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".
I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.
by Kate Charlton December 12, 2007
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Garglesnarf

Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.
"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."
by garglesnarf October 15, 2009
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Stink Finger Gargler

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.
Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler
by Michael Jeffrey December 18, 2008
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garglemesh

A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.

Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."
That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!

Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!

Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.
by razzbarry December 17, 2008
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Gargle the Kids

How was she? Did she gargle the kids or toss the salad?
by buckyz December 24, 2009
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