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Battlestar Galactica

Remarkable drama/sci-fi TV series that virtually renders any other form of TV entertainment completely obsolete.
"I've heard 'Television' is going to be renamed to 'Battlestar Galactica', since scientists have concluded that logically, it is the only program worth seeing. As of 00:00 tonight, all other programs are going to be abolished and daily programming will consist solely on Battlestar Galactica runs and re-runs for the next hundred years.
-Shit man."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
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galactic idiot

An expression used to describe someone who is incredibly stupid. Someone who is known throughout the galaxy that they are a dumb arse fool.
you are the biggest galactic idiot for saying that!
by Anna S May 3, 2006
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Galacta Knight

Galacta Knight. The final boss of Meta Knightmare Ultra and the second-to-final boss of the True Arena on Kirby Super Star Ultra, and also the secret boss of Kirby's Return to Dreamland.

He is like meta knight but with red eyes and different wings and a purple sword
I hate how hard Galacta Knight is.
by n00bycakes May 8, 2014
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galactivate

Spiritual word used while activating something of galactic porportions.

Frequently used by hippies who think they are capable of ascending this reality.

Often a galactivation is performed for personal, planetary, or humanitarian healing and harmony.

Can be done numerous ways through invocation, prayer, meditation, intention, ceremony, and other non scientifically proven ways.
Great spirit brother, the cosmos are aligned tonight, it's time to galactivate the crystal grid! I'll bring the DMT and my digeridoo.
by Cosmic Vancouver January 29, 2018
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Galactic Penis

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.
He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best drink in existance.
Take the juice form one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady oders of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.
Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
by annon. February 9, 2004
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galactic fail

A fail that cannot be describe simply as a fail, or an epic fail. This level of failure requires the new adjective of 'Galactic'.
You're 30 and still live in your parents' basement? Galactic Fail.
by entmike June 15, 2008
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