gage

a name given to a god among men. he has so many abs of steel, that the common human cannot count them. some say that when he sings, he takes the shape of a unicorn. he is desired by every woman, especially ones with unusually small breasts.

Guy: Gage, dude, why do date that small breasted girl?

Gage: I don't know. Let's count my abs.

by smallchest October 25, 2010

gage

-nice guy who listens, and does for others.
-very shy if he doesnt know you.
-understanding

he was being so gage around you today.

by leslie d January 7, 2009

Gage

A Gage is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gage. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gage dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gage must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...

by DontKur69 February 6, 2009

Gage

A 'Gage' is usually a quiet mischevious man with a very large penis. Usually not the jock of the group, but he always scores a touchdown in the bedroom.'

"Look at that guy, hes such a manly man."
"yeah thats because hes a Gage."

by Moomoocat April 25, 2010

Gage

(noun) a ninja
(verb) the act of being a ninja

"Dude, you're a gage."

by WeavelG January 11, 2009

Gage

A Poo Poo Head

“Wow that person really pulled a Gage”

by GageHater420 February 9, 2021

Gage

An amazing person. Gage is an awesome person who love old music, video games and people. He always cares for people around him, and sometimes forgets to take care of himself. He also loves to say groovy. He will always know how to make you laugh or smile, to find a Gage is a rare thing, keep him close, and do not let go.

Girl 1: Man that kids nice, is he a Gage
Girl 2: Ya he is, but hes mine, go find your own.

by Lovetheskygurl August 16, 2019