Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

by Big Tom December 24, 2018

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.

Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010

Oh My Ghandi

When something is so shocking of hillarious Ghandi would be offended and take arms.

K: Dude, that bald chick has sideburns.

M: OH MY GHANDI

by fenrir_the_wolf July 4, 2006

gaandu

Indian for "asshole". A swear-word

Abey gaandu, tu kya kar raha hai idhar?
(Hey asshole, what are u doing here?)

by Tom Cruise August 5, 2003

Grandiose

1.affectedly grand or important; pompous
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; overblown
3.grand in an imposing or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as manic disorder.

1. A grandiose scheme

2. He had a very grandiose and narcissistic personality.

by ayosonyo September 3, 2009

gandie

after consuming an excessive amount of either alcohol or high grade doooberrryyy when you start gettin heavy head sindrome. (we all know what that is)

feeelin all gandie

surr you look like gandolff

you alrite mate...feelin a bit gandie are we?

by mr.zooog January 14, 2008

grandit

An eldery thief combining the words "Grandmother/father" and "Bandit"

Dude, Chrissy G got mugged by a Grandit last night

by Tim Mobbs May 23, 2008