A middle eastern immigrant in America who usually works at a cell phone store, is very skinny and usually has not showered for a week; often wears a turbin with a plain white t-shirts and
thick glasses. A Ghandi eats curry for every meal of the
day and plays tennis in short shorts with their nine
children. If startled or approached with too much aggression the Ghandi
will emit a smoke bomb from their anal cavity to escape danger. They have been known to ruin the curve for students involved in engineering and mathematics because their brain is made out of metal.
Damn-that Ghandi at the Metro PCS store smelled
terrible!
When I went to smack that Ghandi for getting
100% on the test he dropped his anal smoke
bomb and disappeared.