Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009

fottiti

one amongst thousand ways to say fuck off in italian (litterally: fuck yourself)

guy: ke bel culo! ke ne dici di prenderci dento 'sta spada?
girl: ke cazzo hai detto? fottiti!

guy: what a piece of ass! how 'bout takin' this sword in it?
girl: what the fuck did ya say? fuck yourself!

by rexart February 20, 2007

Fattitude

An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.

A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.

Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"

Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.

Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.

by Uberstench March 8, 2011

Fruttin

To overexaggerate ones skills at something to make themselves seem better than they are. To display a false facade

Evan: I'm the illest fuckin writer eva
Dylan: Nah u fruttin!

by SpAcEs OnEr January 2, 2008

Fittin room

Room you go to at Walmart to see if your clothes fit before you buy them.

You better go to that fittin room and try them leggins on before you buy em.

by Sugman February 8, 2017

Futaim

It is a name given to a mature, beautiful, smart and an adventurous person. Futaim is usually filled with creativity and imagination and she is a very good problem solver.

Futaim never failed in impressing us!

by Sugar, Spice & Everything Nice April 16, 2019

Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009