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Futaim is a very short person. she might be older then you but don’t be fooled she’s the height of a 6 year old. Futaim makes jokes about her height all the time but when someone else does, futaim’s mood changes immediately
Futaim: I’m so short I am the last one to feel rain
futaim by Unknownbeetroot November 21, 2021

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!
Am propriul meu stil de lupta.... futai!
futai by ciupercimarzipan May 14, 2011

Chaakk Theii Futaii 

This is a phase from punjabi, a language from india, or you could say a dialect, it is normally screamed at parties meaning " RAISE THE ROOF" or literally Throw The Tiles, but you get the meaning!
Raj: Hey Meena, Chaakk Theii Futaii , aja!!!
Meena: CHAAKK THEII FUTAII, man i love this phrase.
Aunty: RAJ, MEENA, stop shouting and come an eat some samosas, NOW, before I slap you round the ear... chaakk theii futaii indeed, i remember when uncle and me used to say that, these kids think they invented everything! tussttt...

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

An extremely long name. The real/full name of Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Guy 1: "Hey, what was Scar's real name again?"

Guy 2: "I think it was Jagemu Jagemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Foraimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paupo-paupo Paupo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chounmei no Chosuke."

Guy 3: "No, dude, you got it all wrong. It's Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke."

Guy 1: "Oh, alright, thanks."

Jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu ku neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yabura koji no bura koji paipo-paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke 

A)Scar's full name is Fullmetal Alchemist
B)Longest name in the world
C)Appeared in a folktale where some parents have a kid, but they dont know what to name the kid, so they chose this wicked long name
Jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu ku neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yabura koji no bura koji paipo-paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke, wake up!