furnished

Decorating someone's face with semen.

I furnished Jimmy's face last night after plowing his mother.

by I'm leaving November 17, 2015

david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Cory Furness

A generally teenage male who is the epitome of the world's failure and is, by and large, commonly unsuccessful in everyday life. Frequently heard to say "Nyaa-Dug!" in occurrence of failure

OMGWTFBBQ look at that muppet over there, he fails like cory furness

by wooticles October 24, 2009

Barrow-in-Furness

A town situated in the North West of England, one entrance and one exit, residents consist of the elderly, drug addicts, chavs, pedophile boy racers who pick up 15 year old girls from mc'donalds in the hopes of a shag and face a possible rape charge.
Most of barrows commerce are essentially charity shops, hair salons, takeaways, pubs and empty buildings! There's fuck all do to in this shit hole so if you ever come to visit turn around back up the A590 and go somewhere else before the radiation from BAE gets you.

Drug and knife crime where ever you go and some little tracksuit wearing cunt will try and size you up just for not wearing what he's wearing.
Highest teen pregnancy in Europe aswell as drug addiction and most depressing town in the UK as seen in the news!

Want to go to Barrow-in-Furness

No it's a Shit hole

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Furness

A low mono-tonal whine often mistaken for undewater seismic testing. Often followed by mass beachings of marine mammals.

The recent dolphin strandings are suspected to be caused by a Furness.

by Mr. C. December 1, 2004

Fully furnished

When one has completely locked the music and is very comfortable in the space and has entwined with the environment.

Very well i am fully furnished ...

by Town242 May 20, 2021

Furness

Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone

Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)

Furness all the haters

by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017